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nobody no body nobody
shadowhunters. jace wayland/maia roberts. werewolf au.
I keep forgetting to post about this here lmao.



Maia looks up, attitude already etched into her face, but it crackles into laughter as soon as she sees him. She can’t even answer, she’s too busy bent over the counter cackling. Jace is standing there moody and naked with his hands cupping his junk, shoulders hunched.

“I didn’t mean to,” he sulks. “I could smell barbecue on 2nd and before I knew it — wolf.”

Maia is hysterical, gasping with laugher. “Thank you for this, honestly,” she gets out. “Made my afternoon.”



[ updates semi-regularly ]

I should start posting here! I will try to do that, now that Tumblr is going up in flames, or whatever.


NOBODY NO BODY NOBODY
in which jace is turned into a werewolf. post-3a, sorta. 7168 words and counting.


Most of the time you had to wait to see if someone would turn, but Jace’s runes are gone so that seems like confirmation enough.

The scratches curve around his shoulder and down onto his chest, four heavy furrows in the flesh that will not knit back together. His shirt had split along each one, the thin black fabric heavy and wet with his blood. He has other surface wounds but the scratches are the worst and that makes it seem like a pointed attack. Revenge, maybe. Maia wonders if he’s ever gotten this badly hurt without being able to heal himself handily with a stele, but the stoicism of his locked jaw tells her everything she needs to know. His breathing is a little ragged, hitching now and then, but he hasn’t so much as winced since he staggered through the door, holding that one arm so strange.

THE MATH OF LOVE TRIANGLES
shadowhunters. maia roberts/jace wayland/simon lewis. 3556 words.

summary: Coming by Maia's to watch a movie had become a lot less fun for Simon ever since she started going out with Jace.

( maybe I can solve this with geometry )

MORNING THEFT
shadowhunters. maia roberts/jace wayland.
1221 words. post 2x13.

summary: Maia and Jace, the morning after.

note: another one for the ol smut meme. girljustdied , this one's for you.

( you're a window, I'm a knife )

GODDAMN PROBLEM
shadowhunters. maia roberts/jace wayland.
1610 words. set vaguely in s2b. AO3 link.

summary: Maia and Jace have gotten in the habit of tossing back shots together and spitting out barbs, soaking in their tequila bitterness. They share the rolled eyes and snide little smirks of people who are acting like assholes because their bruises are still too sore.

note: for the NSFW ficathon, where you should totally still be leaving prompts!

( thinking 'bout your tattooed knuckles on my thigh, boy )

IN THE TASTE OF BLOOD AND SALT
shadowhunters. simon lewis/jace wayland.
14k. post-2x10. warnings in the additional tags on AO3.


summary: Even though his body has stopped wanting the venom, Jace still wants the bite.


( stay with me under these waves tonight )

CELLULOID PICTURES LIVING
shadowhunters. simon lewis/raphael santiago.
7.5k. classic hollywood AU. ao3 link.

summary: When Simon went out to Hollywood, he told his mother that he got an accounting job on a studio lot, doing the numbers on costumes and sets. Instead he pretended to play whatever instrument they asked him to in the background of Paramount's latest, Hotel Dumort. That was where he met Raphael.

( oh I was moved by your screen dream )

the diamond days are done
shadowhunters. magnus bane/camille belcort.
2.6k words. pre-series.

summary: Was it wrong to enjoy her softness when she so liked to be sharp?

( kissed by darkness, birthed by violence )

saving simon lewis
shadowhunters. simon/raphael.
2k words. au wherein raphael prevents simon's death. ao3 link.

summary: Raphael closed his eyes and appeared to mentally count to ten if the tap of his fingers against the outside of his thigh was anything to go by.

note: decided to continue it! :)

( part two )

see I'm much too clever
shadowhunters. simon/jace.
1075 words. set during 1x06. ao3 link.

summary: "This is bad," Simon groaned, head thrown back against the leather interior of Luke's crashed, stashed car. "This is so bad."

note: for one of these prompts. I was going to do something else for today but it wasn't working out so I threw together some quick porn. As one does. Also I want everyone to know I finished this before midnight but my INTERNET DIED.


( to stay inside my lane when it's spiraling )