firstaudrina

Hello, kiddos. I know I'm barely here anymore, for which I am very sorry, but I am returning for my annual bout of holiday cheer. It's been especially difficult to focus on the frivolous lately when the entire world is going to hell in a handbasket, but we might as well enough the final holiday season before the apocalypse as much as we can. I know I could certainly use some distractions.

Last year I said that it was going to be the final time that I was doing holiday prompts, but honestly, I enjoy them so much and I could really use that this year. Plus I'm having trouble dedicating myself to my personal writing and I think it would be kind of freeing to churn out some little ficlets. I'll be doing a limited amount of days, post-Yuletide.



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It’s that time of the year!

Well, sort of. In the interest of not wanting to feel homicidal, I have made the executive decision to do New Years prompts instead of December prompts! (Thanks 2 lookinglassgirl for that, because when I was whining about not having time for everything she was like ‘errr just move it to January’ and let me tell you it was a REVELATION for me.) These prompts are one of my favorite things to do because I always get really cool prompts and end up writing really fun stuff, but it takes A LOT of my brain power, so I wanted to have enough time to devote to them. Plus it extends the holiday vibes! This is also the last year I’m doing these, so let’s make it count!

I’m also going to be a little bit of a hardass. Its_My_Life_BonJovi.mp3. Some pertinent info:

( the pertinent info )

Go forth and prompt, my darlings. I am very excited to see what I get!


JAN 1: dancinbutterfly. ahs: hotel + tristan/liz + ghosts at the hotel cortez need a purpose
JAN 3: earnmysong. alicia vikander + picspam/icons
JAN 5: ms_mmelissa. tmfu + gaby/napoleon + Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It’s movement, design, and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we’d like to be. Just like your scarf suggests that you’d like to sell used cars.
JAN 7: bond_girl. ahs: hotel + donovan + drinking cherry cola, sweet serial killer
JAN 9: lusimeles. modern au of a classic story.
JAN 11: stainofmylove. ahs: hotel + donovan/ramona, donovan/countess + a man needs something he can hold onto. a nine pound hammer or a woman like you.
JAN 13: prefectlives. dita von teese + picspam
JAN 15: thecruelone. marvel + natasha + [ x ]
JAN 17: ladymercury_10. jessica jones + classic noir au
JAN 19: anonymous. gossip girl + life partners and/or my best friend's wedding
JAN 21: lookinglassgirl. one of these.
JAN 23: sing_song_sung. one of these.

wanna be your lover, baby (don't wanna be your boss)
dan/blair. theatre au. 2383 words.

summary: Dan met Blair six years ago when she was the understudy for the lead girl in a play he was working on. "Sure, she's got star power," he remembers Blair saying. "But I've got talent." When that line showed up in the next play he wrote, Dan knew he was a goner.

note: for corleones! I switched the last two prompts for ~creative reasons. hope no one minds! ao3 link.


( a writer, an actress, a failed romance )

pusher love girl
serena/carter. 2305 words. post-s5.

summary: Serena never believed in love at first sight but as soon as she looked at Carter, she thought: yes. You're for me.

note: for sing_song_sung! love u boo <3 basically this fic is one of those 'I wish this had happened instead' sort of things lol. actually more friendshippy than shippy, not sure how that happened, and pretty angsty which I imagine you'll enjoy. also bless your prompt I love that song.

( honey you're familiar like my mirror years ago )

the masochism tango
dan/georgina. 1323 words. r.

summary: Georgina finds she likes Dan best like this, all used up and spat out. Corrupting staunch morals is all good and fun, but there is something to having them come pre-corrupted. At the very least it's awfully convenient.

note: for thecruelone! could not resist writing about these fucked up losers some more. set post s6 and all canon pretty much applies except dan is not gossip girl and he didn't marry serena. but that's not super important anyway.

( their relationship so far has been a series of escalating dares )

OH THE HUMANITY
dan, blair, serena. superhero au. 1256 words.

summary: "Blair," Serena says firmly, voice ringing. "Don't you think this has gone on long enough?"

note: for ivy32! this ended up more dan-centric than was originally intended, so...oops? that just sometimes happens with me. anyway, i hope you enjoy this fic and i am genuinely sorry it couldn't be longer, but time is unfortunately tight with the december prompts. also superhero ~names are stupidly difficult to come up with without sounding like a cheeseball.

( selfishness. loss of faith in humanity. tired of being the underdog. )

For earnmysong! Got a bit of a late start on these prompts, but hopefully it'll be business as usual from here on out.

My original idea for this was to do a cap of Buffy per episode, but that....quickly got out of hand, so instead just have a bunch of caps of Buffy that I thought were pretty from every season!


( I walk I talk I shop I sneeze )

psychobabble all upon your lips
Dan/Georgina. 774 words. PG13.

Summary: She presses a finger to his lips and instructs him to please shut up though Dan's pretty certain he hadn't been saying anything.

Note: For dae_dreemer!

( I can see you burning with desire for a kiss )

half of what I say is meaningless
Dan, Blair. Also Vanessa, Serena, Jenny.
2313 words. PG.


Summary: In which Blair is a pop sensation and Dan has all the angst. 1990s musician AU

( I'm not friends with people who wear flannel )

baby, it's cold outside
Don Draper, Joan Holloway.
979 words. PG.

Summary: Don knows he could kiss her now and she would probably allow it.

( this evening has been so very nice )