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nobody no body nobody
shadowhunters. jace wayland/maia roberts. werewolf au.
I keep forgetting to post about this here lmao.



Maia looks up, attitude already etched into her face, but it crackles into laughter as soon as she sees him. She can’t even answer, she’s too busy bent over the counter cackling. Jace is standing there moody and naked with his hands cupping his junk, shoulders hunched.

“I didn’t mean to,” he sulks. “I could smell barbecue on 2nd and before I knew it — wolf.”

Maia is hysterical, gasping with laugher. “Thank you for this, honestly,” she gets out. “Made my afternoon.”



[ updates semi-regularly ]

 *according to iTunes play count. I feel like this isn't a huuuuundred percent accurate but close enough!

• “Casanova” — Allie X
• “What’s It Gonna Be?” — Shura
• “Gold Dust Woman” — Fleetwood Mac †
• “Cherry” — Rina Sawayama
• “Heaven Is A Place On Earth” — Belinda Carlisle
• “If You Leave” — Orchestral Manoeuvres In the Dark
• “That’s So Us” — Allie X
• “Hazy Shade of Winter” — The Bangles
• “I Like That” — Janelle Monáe
• “Fireworks” — Mitski

† I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS A HOLE COVER OF GOLD DUST WOMAN UNTIL NOW WHAT

• drown in the desert. the punisher; karen/frank. 1.2k.

• already knew I couldn’t fake it. shadowhunters; simon/jace. 2.9k.
• under the stars and in the grass. the end of the fucking world. alyssa/james. 573 words.
• high places. shadowhunters; maia + jace. 2.7k.
• you look a little lost and found. shadowhunters; maia/jace. 4.4k.
• past lives. shadowhunters; magnus/alec. 1.9k.
• I want you to want me. shadowhunters; maia/jace + clary/simon. 10 things I hate about you AU. 23.2k.
• he was the ocean and I was the sand. shadowhunters; maia + slight maia/simon. 3.2k.
• stay with me under these waves tonight. shadowhunters; simon/jace. sequel to in the taste of blood and salt. 21k.
• under the vale. shadowhunters; simon + meliorn. 2.5k.
• be quick and hurry to me. in other lands; elliot/luke. 1.7k.
• if your hands need to break. shadowhunters; maia + jace. 832 words.
• take your silver spoon, dig your grave. american horror story: apocalypse; michael/mr. gallant. 1.3k.
• sympathy for the devil. american horror story: apocalypse; michael. 1.7k.
• she is dancing away from you now. american horror story: apocalypse; cordelia/misty. 1.5k.
• liminal spaces. shadowhunters; magnus/alec. 1.9k.
• borderline. GLOW; debbie/ruth. 3.5k.
• bite my tongue, bide my time. the magicians; margo/quentin. 959 words.
• nobody no body nobody. shadowhunters; maia/jace. 11.6k + counting.

Just a funny thing I noticed about these titles — we've been under stars, vales, and waves this year, apparently.

I should start posting here! I will try to do that, now that Tumblr is going up in flames, or whatever.


NOBODY NO BODY NOBODY
in which jace is turned into a werewolf. post-3a, sorta. 7168 words and counting.


Most of the time you had to wait to see if someone would turn, but Jace’s runes are gone so that seems like confirmation enough.

The scratches curve around his shoulder and down onto his chest, four heavy furrows in the flesh that will not knit back together. His shirt had split along each one, the thin black fabric heavy and wet with his blood. He has other surface wounds but the scratches are the worst and that makes it seem like a pointed attack. Revenge, maybe. Maia wonders if he’s ever gotten this badly hurt without being able to heal himself handily with a stele, but the stoicism of his locked jaw tells her everything she needs to know. His breathing is a little ragged, hitching now and then, but he hasn’t so much as winced since he staggered through the door, holding that one arm so strange.

Idk if anyone goes on these sites enough to notice, but Photobucket abruptly decided I was no longer allowed to link to my pictures using them as a hosting site without paying upwards of $300 for the year, so I deleted my account. This will result in tons of broken links for things that I've put up and created over the course of more than a decade in my time in fandom. That is very upsetting to me, obviously. I don't really know what I'm going to do; I used to use Tumblr for hosting sometimes, but it resulted in a lot of broken links itself. I don't really have the energy for fandom that I used to have so most of it will likely remain fucked up. I might try to fix some of the more recent things I've posted, but we'll see. I don't know yet.

But just curious, any hosting sites that anyone is a fan of?

THE MATH OF LOVE TRIANGLES
shadowhunters. maia roberts/jace wayland/simon lewis. 3556 words.

summary: Coming by Maia's to watch a movie had become a lot less fun for Simon ever since she started going out with Jace.

( maybe I can solve this with geometry )

MORNING THEFT
shadowhunters. maia roberts/jace wayland.
1221 words. post 2x13.

summary: Maia and Jace, the morning after.

note: another one for the ol smut meme. girljustdied , this one's for you.

( you're a window, I'm a knife )

GODDAMN PROBLEM
shadowhunters. maia roberts/jace wayland.
1610 words. set vaguely in s2b. AO3 link.

summary: Maia and Jace have gotten in the habit of tossing back shots together and spitting out barbs, soaking in their tequila bitterness. They share the rolled eyes and snide little smirks of people who are acting like assholes because their bruises are still too sore.

note: for the NSFW ficathon, where you should totally still be leaving prompts!

( thinking 'bout your tattooed knuckles on my thigh, boy )

MY BODY'S MADE OF CRUSHED LITTLE STARS
shadowhunters. maia roberts/jace wayland.
4k. post-2x10. warnings in the additional tags on AO3.


summary: It's such a stupid thing to be holding hands with a Shadowhunter after hours in her bar, sitting close together and sharing scars. Feeling sympathy. Feeling anything.


( I should tell them that I'm not afraid to die )

YOU BETTER WORK, BITCH
shadowhunters. simon lewis/jace wayland.
10k. AU in which Jace is Simon's personal trainer.

summary: "Looks like you got here just in time," Jace the Personal Trainer says, gaze dragging up from the soles of Simon's ratty Converse to the fluff of his un-brushed hair. "You know video games aren't cardio, right?"

note: for blairbending! this fic was entirely her idea, I just ran with it. <3


( pick up what I'm putting down )